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" THE OUTPATIENTS are a rockin' INSTRO-MENTAL band from Long Island, NY.  These guys play fun, danceable songs that  keep the party going and the booze-a- flowin'.  The boys are really adept musicians and their tunes range from butt-shaking, hip-swiveling party tunes, to garage rave-ups,  hot rhythm & blues and '60s punk rawk !!!  You might think that with an all INSTRO-MENTAL group you would miss the vocals.  But the music and vibe is so much fun that you don't.  Actually it is refreshing to just hear the music.   I must also speak of the outfits the group wore.    Elvis sun-glasses, black capes, flamed out Chuck Taylor Converse sneakers and mental hospital t-shirts.   Now That's A Party !!!    So if you want to check out a live band, go see THE OUTPATIENTS before they become IN-PATIENTS "
- Jim Stevens - Rockin' Guru Magazine
THE OUTPATIENTS  have escaped the asylum once again and are on a rampage of musical mayhem and debauchery appearing soon at a venue near you !!!
The new lineup consists of Johnny Cola, Captain Insano, and King Klient.  Eric Von Haldol was remanded to a new home for the terminally insane and cannot come out and play anymore.   His medication will be given to Johnny Cola as well as all prescriptions, anti-dotes and serums.
THE OUTPATIENTS Mission is to play balls-out,  instr-o-mental, burning, reverb-rocketing, twang 'o' delic, surf-a-billy rawk without a safety net.    "We are here to bring back fun to music simply because we love playing for the people."
"THE OUTPATIENTS stepped on the stage at 10 PM and kicked surf-butt with a very well put together set of all instrumental  classics.  They filled the back room of Otto's with a truckload of twang and reverb.  The ability that these guys play with is a tribute  to the bands they cover and their tunes.   Exotica, blues, surf, western and swing all wrapped in reverb.  My only  complaint was that the set was not long enough.  Loved it !!!."
- Deb The Blue Stingray - Otto's Shrunken Head, NYC
"Johnny Cola debuted with his new band THE OUTPATIENTS  for a rip-rousing set of rockin' surfabilly tunes midway through the night to mix things up a bit. They blasted out 4 songs in 10 minutes to the roar of the crowd. They had planned on playing three but the audience refused to let them leave without an encore so they delivered a fast & furious finale of "Memphis" that left everyone cheering & asking when they would be playing again.  Tony on bass & Steve on drums are very happening guys”
- Dawn - Naked Body Guitars - LI Blues Jammers Site